Fake

Someone that tries to offer somebody else the $5000 dollars they know damn well that they want.

Jacob tried to grab them at the heel by bribing them, hoping he could buy what he called their "birthright". Perhaps he was just doing anything he could think to do from getting eaten alive when he couldn't think of anything else. Perhaps being less fake would help him think right and act right before he tried it again.

by The Original Agahnim January 26, 2022

Fake friends

A fake friend is someone who makes inside jokes when you aren’t at school so they can laugh about them when you aren there and u don’t get it so ur lonely

Kayden and Cate are fake friends because they won’t tell me their highlighter inside joke.

by has fake friends💔 January 27, 2022

Fake

When the Italian family on the table next to yours is quiet.

Gay Person Eating 1: Bro this isn't right. Something about this is fake.
Gay Person Eating 2: What's that?
Gay Person Eating 1: The Italian family next to us is quiet. We might be in a simulation

by Dontbrushyourteethatworkgaybot January 30, 2022

Fake Cinnamon

Cocaine

Ay bro you got any of that fake cinnamon

by poopballzlol October 4, 2021

Trash Fake-Out

When you throw something in the trash thinking there’s a trash bag already in there, but someone just emptied the garbage.

“Oh shoot! I threw my apple core away but I got a trash fake-out.”

by The Peanut Butter Falcon October 7, 2021

Fake ass whore

Someone who calls you there friend but doesn’t notice your not in class all day and asks for a ride home

Bethany is a fake ass whore

by Rjabaddie October 14, 2021

fake

Wicked ass awesome
Very fortuitous outcome
Sarcastically or ironically used.

Did you see that fake cliff jump. The dude did a triple gainer.

"I landed 7 bottle flips in a row on the cap. It was so fake"

by windtunnel October 21, 2021