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Cooking The Grenade 

In a FPS where you pull the pin of a grenade and hold onto it till just before it explodes then tossing it at an enemy for a almost unavoidable frag. (If done correctly the grenade will kill that person but won't harm you)
That noob is Cooking the Grenade on me! the cheap ass hoe!

Private Jenkins: Yo tailor what are you doing with that grenade? toss it man!

Corporal Tailor: I'm Cookin it on sec, *Tosses the grenade at the enemy*

*BOOM!*

*Enemy flops dead into the soldiers foxhole*
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Cookiehandjob 

When the the dude in the passenger seat is getting a handjob where the driver pretends the passengers dick is the stick shift knob.
Mon, Ty was uncontrollably slobbering and I even saw him begging strangers for their newborn babys milk after his bi-weekly cookiehandjob playtime.
Cookiehandjob by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

grandma cookies 

Dank weed distributed by old folks
grandma cookies by dat_boi6969 December 8, 2017

Cooking onions 

When someone has a bad body odor.
When someone’s armpits smell like onions.
Guy 1 : “Bro do you smell that?”
Guy 2 : “Yeah, I think sam is cooking onions
When a musician or group of musicians are so intuned , tight and in the groove.
Man , that band at the bar last night was seriously cookin!
Cookin by Donkikongdick June 17, 2021

Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia 

Somehow, somewhere...in a rainforest...Cookie Monster is watching you
If you have that creepy sence that a cookie obsessed blue Seseme Street character is watching you while you are in the rain forest, you have Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia.

Cooking the cat

When you have anal sex without lube and it creates enough friction to cook a cat.
Me and carol were cooking the cat last night
Cooking the cat by Fearypai June 28, 2015