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Tude Christian

A Christian who believes disrespect is part of the Christian faith, particularly that "Turning the other cheek" is a guesture of disrespect and not forgiveness, and that the Sermon on the Mount actually meant, "Acts of disrespect must have a sound basis and be the least needed to achieve mutual respect."
Tude Christians can be damn rude.
by respectistheanswer May 21, 2018
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christian

a fucking cholo and a fatty that says the n word wayyyy to much in front of black people, he sucks cock for a living and he touches little kids with his pubescent stash, he likes to drink red bulls and gets fatter by the minute. he also never showers and he looks like he mows lawns for a living, he says hes Salvadorian but we all know hes a beaner.
"damn bro, Christian says the n word way to much"
by thatsreallysadbruh January 16, 2022
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Christian

A very nice, charming man. He would never leave a significant other of him. Unless it comes down to the last scenario. He is loving and loyal as well. But he loves to jerk off the ruby. He wishes she would send him nudes.
“He’s such a Christian just looking for nudes.”
by Jack___ya boy March 4, 2019
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Christian

Christian is a handsome boy that get's all the girls.He's anti and if he wants her girl he makes sure he gets them.He's a gossip king.He likes to fight.But most of his ex's are bitches.He likes the word msoro
Omg Christian is so handsome I just can't stop waiting till he asks me out
by Christian lbt December 6, 2021
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Christian

Christian is a very funny guy, and very!!! tall. He has a nice big smile and is a workaholic. When it comes to money, he is very miserly... to that point where he doesn't buy anything, because all he thinks about is that car he is saving up for! The whole school, especially the young girls in 5'th grade are totally in love with him. He has light brown hair and green/blue eyes. He is a sweet and funny guy and if you are friends with him, then you are lucky.
Hi chrille / Christian
by Heyimagirl123456 January 27, 2022
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Christian

The type of guy who’s so handsome that he’d probably win a male beauty pageant. His hobbies include roasting people and looking up people’s names in the urban dictionary.
Christian is so charming! Even getting roasted by him is a true honor.
by chorusdork07 December 20, 2017
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Christian Illiterate

This is a person who is openly Christian, but inherently knows absolutely nothing about the religion whatsoever. This person is not willing to learn or accept new opinions. Another authentic behavioral trait of the Christian Illiterate is the close-mindedness and bigotry. Additionally, the Christian Illiterate will not acknowledge any wrongdoing of the Church, as this is in conflict of their (utopian) view of religion.
He is such a Christian Illiterate - he doesn't know the Bible is just blabber and not a factual book.
by Simikando April 24, 2025
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