Ground Cake

Poop found on the ground. The poop has to be human feces or feces that's large enough in quantity to fit in a pie or cake pan. Similarly shaped feces (usually from cattle) also suffices.

Bob: "Damn, I'm hungry..."
Jim: "Eat that Ground Cake!"
Bob: "'That Ground Cake'? Where?"
Jim: "Why, you're stepping on it!"
Bob: "GROSS!"

by thatonefirebenderguy May 21, 2010

Cake Spank

Anal sex. Or an ass slap but only for nice smooth round delicious butts. Cake is to butt as spank is to well, erm spank. Also one of the hypest ways to you know, do it!! SEX SEX SEX. Doggy style ya dig?

We cake spanked last night. I couldn't resist she just had the hottest cakes man.

I've never cake spanked before..

OOOH i just wanted to spank those cakes!

by INEEDACAKESPANK March 7, 2010

muff-caking

When spending lots of time with your girlfriend because she is your only ride or transportation.

Person 1: "Hey john how you getting a ride to the game?"
John: "Im muff-caking it"
Person 1: "shoots"

by Ludan November 11, 2013

Puss-cake

Someone is weak like a cat (puss) and soft (cake)

Can't believe you got scared your such a puss-cake !

by Mickfly303 September 24, 2019

Zebra Cake

Where a man shits, jacks off, then splooges into a zig zag to make it look like zebra pelt. Then the man eats the zebra cake or makes someone else eat it.

Yo Josh, my girlfriend ate my Zebra Cake!
Josh: That's disgusting bruh

by qmef February 5, 2021

Pound cake

To fuck someone in the ass really hard.

"Im gonna pound you like pound cake."

by ukulele mig February 18, 2019

Cake snatcher

A large person who eats large amounts of food in one sitting, usually sweet things.

"man you gotta grab some food quick before it goes!"
"Yeah, those cake snatchers are lurking".

by Zombie raper September 17, 2011