Zebra Cake

Where a man shits, jacks off, then splooges into a zig zag to make it look like zebra pelt. Then the man eats the zebra cake or makes someone else eat it.

Yo Josh, my girlfriend ate my Zebra Cake!
Josh: That's disgusting bruh

by qmef February 5, 2021

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ghetto cake

Using a slice of bread, preferable one purchased from a government assistance, and spread store bought icing across the top covering each corner.

Dad gambled his last paycheck away, now we have to settle for ghetto cake on my birthday.

by Secret sabotage August 24, 2017

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Poopy cakes- the Adjective in which you use in a sentence when you are supposedly1.taking a math test and you mess up, or 2.maybe you could've lost an item oh so precious to you heart and then you could scream out poopy cakes

1. "Oh crap I messed up, POOPY CAKES!" 2. "Poopy cakes I lost my necklace!"

by SwagIsBagels42 December 29, 2016

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Cake boy

A soft, fluffy boy who listens to rock bands like Motley Crue , Gene Loves Jezabel, Winger and other hair rock bands and thinks they are metal and that he is too. Also thinks bands like 3 inches of Blood, Black Sabbath and Exodus are dad rock.

Bill says he’s metal but his favorite band is winger. He’s not homosexual or any of that he’s just a Cake Boy

by MetalPhrophet666 May 16, 2022

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Cake Spank

Anal sex. Or an ass slap but only for nice smooth round delicious butts. Cake is to butt as spank is to well, erm spank. Also one of the hypest ways to you know, do it!! SEX SEX SEX. Doggy style ya dig?

We cake spanked last night. I couldn't resist she just had the hottest cakes man.

I've never cake spanked before..

OOOH i just wanted to spank those cakes!

by INEEDACAKESPANK March 7, 2010

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