Boner Collision

A momentous occasion

Oh my God, I got an A on the test! Boner collision!

by GTS585 January 2, 2011

Burger Boner

A Burger Boner is obtained after one drives past an establishment that sells burgers during lunch or supper time. One is more likely to obtain a Burger Boner if they're hungry when they drive past said establishment.

#1: *inhales* Do you smell that burger air?

#2: Sure I do, but what does it matter?

#1: Dude, I've got a Burger Boner. I need a hamburger. Right now.

by Intimidating Starlight August 20, 2013

Lubey Boner

A man erects a boner while applying abundant amounts of lubricant

He got a Lubey Boner before he got it in with his girl

by Monster Gagz April 7, 2011

Corona-boner

State of arousal that cannot be relieved by a satisfying hand shandy because you’re stuck in lockdown with your family.

After fourteen days in lockdown with his girlfriend , Adam had a severe case of Corona-boner.

by Steelworker Jim April 8, 2020

Dezy Boner

When you get a boner from the wall cause the wall is just so sexy you keep running into it over and over and so you 'hit it all night long'

'Friend #1':bro i got such a dezy boner last night!
'Friend #2':wtf is wrong with you. ....

by loves pizza so muchigetaboner June 2, 2015

boner chat

When you are basically in a chatroom online with hot girls on cam and you get a boner. Also referred to as cyber boner.

Dude I was in that boner chat last night... Soooo hot

by hitman8945864 November 26, 2010

boner fog

State of mind reached when distracted by an incredibly hot woman.

Dude...are we staying or going?

Er...what? Sorry...missed that. <shakes head> I was in a boner fog.

by johann1965 July 6, 2010