Beer Battered Perch

A womans vagina that is so gross it looks like beer battered/breaded perch(fish)

Dude that strippers vag looks like beer battered perch

by evilbeotch August 7, 2010

Beer Zombie

An alcoholic with qualities of the un-dead.
Reanimated human corpse with constant desire to consume beer or other alcohol related beverages.
An intoxicated, maggot riddled, rotted & disfunctional drunk.

My pet BEER ZOMBIE hates you, but loves your guts.

by rrrwethereyet June 13, 2011

Beeracle

A miraculous outcome acheived after performing an act while drunk on beer that you would not have performed sober

Thom, a seasoned Hacklete, was pushed down the stairs by his arch nemesis Sally after 14 tins of Tenants (Thom is from Glasgow). In his drunken state he descended the 32.5 steps like a rag doll. It was a beeracle he didn't break a bone.

by Vegan McFlurry November 13, 2014

beer rape

Being forced to drink beer

'Bitch that's beer rape!'
'I got beer raped at the party'

by BloodyKissGoodnight September 1, 2017

beer mat notes

How are you today
How was your sleep
Can you make use of an afa jersey
Or do you know someone who can
Theres also a messi fcb jersey, new, and very large

Someone would be happy to wear them
Can you help

beer mat notes

discovered in Melbourne, 2015

by Krkič September 21, 2020

the beer vendor

While performing intercourse on a preferably fit and limber respectable female, the man tosses her legs up over his shoulders and embraces her by the arms. He then stands while still penetrating her, so she mimics the position of a sporting event beer vendor's tray, and walks to a different room whilst hollering "cold beer!". Extra points for going up or down a staircase.

We were boning on the living room couch but the dog started licking me so I tossed her into the beer vendor and went upstairs to the bedroom.

by MrPinky September 23, 2011

root beer

Slang: Attention Whore (as in A&W)

That chick wearin' the booty shorts is a root beer.

by blah blah blah jc March 10, 2014