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60 30 5 5

60 30 5 5 is a belief in which 60 percent of women have vaginas 30 percent have a penis 5 percent have nothing and 5 percent have both genitals.
I am a firm beliver in 60 30 5 5
by Mike Bobaguard March 18, 2025
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Johnny 5

A production manager that's red in the face, hungover or drunk and hates women, children and animals.
Hey man, the production manager is miserable and is clutching his liver. Should we call an ambulance? No need, he's just a Johnny 5.
by Adam Harrington April 17, 2025
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A word no one’s ever thought of before. This happens when you press each letter, number and punctuation mark on the keyboard without pressing the Shift key to reveal the numbers on the number line and then using the Shift key you type the special symbols instead of the numbers.
Me: “Let’s see what words we haven’t typed into Urban Dictionary yet. Have we typed qazqazwsxwsxedcedcrfvrfvtgbtgbyhnyhnujmujmikikololpp?”
Daryl: “Yes, this word is already there.”
Me: “So let’s think of another word. Qawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolpqawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolp, this word has even more sex than anyone’s ever seen”
Daryl: “Yeah. I would type `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"\|zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/? instead.”
by bluestinger66 August 17, 2023
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The 1-5 Scale

This is an amended version of the 1-4 scale. This scale removes almost all subjectivity from measuring your attraction to someone. Posts on this site have done their best to set out this scale, but this is the definitive, amended version.

The Basic 1-4 Scale (as already noted by Howie440):

1. I wouldn't and I don't see why anyone would.

2. I wouldn't buy I can see why someone would.

3. I would but I can see why someone wouldn't.

4. I would and I can't see why anyone wouldn't.

A New Addition (the 1-5 scale):

5. I would, I can't see why anyone wouldn't, and I'll be happy if I can just get with them.

Amendments & clarifications:

i) Who can really be considered a 4? - To avoid any subjectivity, keep in mind that: if everyone in the group says they're a 3, they're a 4. This is because if everyone calls them a 3, then everyone would and, therefore they're a 4.

ii) The 5 - More of a theoretical idea than a reality. The 5 is someone whom you would be completely satisfied to get with (make out with) once and never see again. They are so attractive to you that you would happily take the one opportunity and never try to talk to them again.

However - this means that if you do try to talk to, message, or get with them again, they are now by default a 4.

iii) It should also be noted that much like how any 4 must already be an agreed 3, any 5 must already be an agreed 4. This is continuous scale.
Me: "Hey, how was the club last night?"
Roommate: "Pretty good, I met someone."
Me: "Nice, good looking?"
Roommate: "I'd say 8/10."
Me: "How am I meant to know what that means, use the 1-5 scale."
Roommate: "Oh like a solid 3."
Me: "Glad to hear it mate."
by yourwelcome03 February 6, 2022
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5 finger necklace

When your partner places their hand around your neck. Gripping firmly, however, NOT choking. No direct pressure is placed on carotids, nor the windpipe. Often it is used as a way of showing dominance or ownership without injury, often in a non-sexual situation. 5 finger necklace can also be used in a sexual manner during the interaction as a way of engaging the mastered or prey drive of the individual.
She was very receptive to the 5 finger necklace he gave her at the concert.
by DahnianaTheBold February 18, 2025
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5 ever

by ThatBlud January 7, 2024
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April 5

The day where the baddest biatches are born on aka isabel
Omg did you hear?!”
“hear what?”
“THAT THE BADDEST BIATCH IS BORN ON APRIL 5th!!”
by baddestrock4lifer March 23, 2022
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