Barred

A person who has obtained a license to practice law.

Thomas is now barred, I wonder what type of law he wants to practice.

by Paris Maulet August 1, 2020

Whammy Bar

Informal term for a tremolo bar for an electric guitar. There's alot of cool tricks you can do with them. My personal favourite is the Dimebag Whammy squeal where basically you pluck an open strick then you catch the harmonic and pull up on the tremolo bar. It's also a common technique in death metal to make the music more haunting.

Dimebag Darrell Is the master of whammy bar squeals

by UltimateDoge January 7, 2025

Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar

A noun referring to that moment when after you take your cousin, disembowel her, and use her viscera as a sexual lubricant while sodomizing her your mother walks in and says "I don't even know who you are anymore" and you reply "You probably didn’t recognize me because of the red arm".

Seamus never felt an ounce of regret, even right after his first Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar.

by Bloxt July 28, 2017

bar charge

when your phone is dead or close to dead, you hand your phone to the barkeep for a charge.

Can I have a bar charge?

by jayzmoney June 24, 2016

Granola Bar

What C2s create friendships for.

C2s of the world: GRANOLA BARS ARE THE BEST!!

Granola bar companies: ██████████████████.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 28, 2021

Blue bars

When Blizzard teases servers being up to the point of no return then fails to handle log ins.

"I took a week off work and servers came up early but now we can't log in.

3 fuckin hours of excruciating blue bars pain and no relief in sight."

by thejtown August 12, 2025

Bar

A place where big tall jocks in tattoo sleeves and backwards baseball caps use fear, intimidation, obnoxiousness and roofies to ensure that they and only they can breed with the most attractive and fertile bodied females, hence causing America and the human species to become stupider and more degenerate with each successive generation.

Chad went to the bar last night and brought a few Stacie back to his place and spanked they pussy good with his huge dong!

by D Flawless March 26, 2022