asshole rules

A term used to describes one who makes a double standard rule, normally used in jokes

You can follow girls but I cant follow boys??? Thats asshole rules!

by kaseym86 April 29, 2024

Asshole

Probably someones older brother

Person 1: Have you seen James he rejected every girl in school.
Person 2: Yeah he's such an asshole

by anonymous November 5, 2022

Asshole

Someone who is so bloody annoying that you want to sucker punch them until they can no longer form sentences

Dave: Take me back blah blah blah....
Ex-Gf: Go Cry to your sneaky link you asshole

by LearnyourABC'S November 5, 2023

Asshole 2 Bellybutton

A hypothetical game played with friends naming your price for licking a random persons Asshole to Bellybutton (A2B for short). Prices are arbitrary and get deposited into the “bank” if the person is considered attractive. Money can also be withdrawn from the “bank” if the target is ugly. The “bank” has been controversial and sometimes omitted from the game.

Hey Joe, Asshole 2 Bellybutton ( A2B) on that blonde in the pink shirt?
“Oooofa I’d pay $10,000 to lick that A2B”

by A$$hole2BB March 30, 2022

Asshole

A motorcyclist who finds pleasure in having his/her full beam lights on when they are not needed, just so that they piss you off.

"You ASSHOLE! You are such a fucking bitch to have your full beam lights on now!

by NOAVIER November 10, 2017

Kinteic Asshole Enegry

Kinteic ASshole enegry is when peoplea re being such d*cks and assholes that they began to gane enegry from it and they keep become more like an asshole the more they breath

"He had a ton of Kinteic ASshole Enegry"

"They began to gang a lot of asshole Kinteic Enegry and their bullshit grew"

by 🕯 ✨Candle✨🕯 September 22, 2021

Assholic

Displaying behavior typical of an asshole; being an asshole.

Calling Jane a bag whore was an assholic comment.

by gryi'sgryhr January 29, 2021