ur mom

by ur mom ur mom 69 69 June 04, 2022

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Someone who is dam hot and sexy and has 69 condoms flavour.

I slept with "ur mom"!

by Chip™ July 12, 2022

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Ur mom is a basic comeback to an insult, or practically anything that someone says.

PRACTICALLY ANYTHING SOMEONE SAYS

Jonathan: Yo, Lexi. What’d you have for dinner last night

Lexi:I had ur mom last night.

INSULT COMEBACK.

Tyler: You’re fat

Derek: Ur mom fat

by Pseudonymous Bosch May 29, 2019

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a highly intellectual phrase used as a punchline; it is considered one of the funniest jokes ever conceived globally on earth; government officials within area 51 have also reported that aliens, too, view this as the most humorous phrase known to their existence.

"Hey Conner! I just got a girlfriend!!"
"Really Ava?? That's awesome, what's she like?"
"...... ur mom."
*hysteric laughing noises ensue from both conner and ava*

by dykerella September 21, 2022

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