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Ur Mom

A bitch who is your mom. everyone makes jokes about you fucking her and that nasty stuff. When they are not doing that they are making fun of them. Like calling them fat or a pig.
Guy 1. Ur mom.

Guy 2. What about her?

Guy 1. I fucked her last night lol.

Guy 2. ...sure you did.
by Tony-Chan February 16, 2022
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A fat hoe with childern who are utter failures.
"Your' gay" "That's not what ur mom said last night"
by Dean Baquet April 7, 2022
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Ur MOM

Joey: Ur MOM
Jonny: no U
by Grandmas mothball May 30, 2018
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Ur mom

Doing rn
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ur brother likes ur mother

The most rare insult in the planet of the earth. Has never been used and was buried in the core of the earth to be permanently destroyed. But then the sun god retrieved it while finding the Holy Grail and decided this insult was better and had told it to nobody. This will obliterate any insult including "Your Family Tree LGBT". This insult also breaks the No U infinite spell card found by some users in discord and steam. Be sure to use this accordingly.
John: "ur family tree lgbt"
Pulls out small cloth and leather box
John: "it was only a jok-"
You: "UR BROTHER LIKES UR MOTHER"
*universe implodes infinite times into itself causing the universe to turn into a black hole*
by fuckin bitchy ass May 20, 2018
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stfu and eat ur food

whenever u're chilling and ur friend reminds u that u have to do a stressful work, u can tell him to be quiet and simply eat his food like a fish with this good sentence
Guy 1: ayo G, we have a lot of homeworks to do for tomorrow

Guy 2: man, i'm chilling, stfu and eat ur food
by therealseb September 8, 2020
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ur mom

ur mom is a very funny ass joke. u can use it when someone asks a question. ur mom>>>
someone: who created the eiffel tower?

you: UR MOM!!!
by DNDJDJWJWOZDK February 21, 2022
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