This type of turd burglar is the type that happends in nursing homes. When a resident lets everything come out right in the eating area, in front of everyone and not caring about other people eating or Anything and after they finish thier business they just walk away.....
Turd Burglar: oops I have to use the bathroom...
Nurse: No wait ill take you to the bathroom
Turd Burglar: no im going right here right now
Nurse: No wait ill take you to the bathroom
Turd Burglar: no im going right here right now
by FUNTIME! October 23, 2019
Get the Turd Burglarmug. A person who uses "@"'s outside of Twitter to refer to any person on social media, who can't come up with a reasonable and clever insult besides "🤡 bozo", and someone who dunks on GT's for no reason besides how their mommy helped them assemble their new funtime center desktop.
by TheArchivist March 3, 2022
Get the Twitter Turdmug. Anyone who has a dog and has picked up the dogs feces and placed it in a plastic bag is defined as a "turd bagger".
by Jay Marc June 22, 2018
Get the Turd baggermug. by d1rkd1ggler September 19, 2018
Get the Turd Flingermug. by Laflamablanca18 June 8, 2018
Get the Turd Bargemug. An endearing, silly term for a friend or loved one who did something silly, goofy, or weird/not right.
by EBEnezer scr00ge October 6, 2025
Get the Turdmug. All the liberal nincumpoops from the northern states that come down to Florida from November to April trying to escape the cold and the brain dead democratic policies they voted for. They can be easily spotted by how pale white they are, how slow they drive and how completely unaware they are when it comes to life in general. The only logical place for a snow turd is catching a ride around the bowl of a toilet.
“It took me forever to get to the beach with all the traffic and now I can’t even find a parking spot, all these snow turds need to leave.”
by IntentoShred March 5, 2023
Get the Snow Turdmug.