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J Train

A subway line from the NYC Subway System that is very slow, horrible service, and has filthy subway cars.
The J Train always has crackheads on the trains and service always backs up.
by Anonymous339 March 6, 2022
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working the train

(Verb) 1. Any action done by a person named Zach. 2. Destroying to an extreme extent.
by Zach_Train123 December 3, 2013
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Thomas' Train Syndrome

When you travel so far / make so much progress doing something but you don't realize you forgot something utmost necessary, until way later on when it's too late. Named after the episode "Thomas' Train" from Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends, where the titular character did not realize he was not coupled to the train he thought he was pulling.
Actor: *finishing his stunt for a film* Hey Jeff! Did you see me drive all the way down San Francisco's hills in a school bus, and crash the oil tanker trailer all in one POV take on my GoPro? You've gotta see the end result! I wanna see it too!
Assistant director: Uh, Bill, you left a little too fast. I think now's a bad time to tell you we forgot to put the SD card in your GoPro. Looks like a bad example of Thomas' Train Syndrome. You just blew our budget now that we lost both of our only trucks.
by Paul Stompbox June 14, 2024
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GRAVY TRAIN

when lads take it in turns giving a female anal, the latter lads will be sturring the cum of the previous men and the females poo particles, making a gravy train.
me, Matt and Mike gave that dirty bird Lisa the Gravy Train last night.
by DIRTYMADMEN91 June 20, 2018
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jane train

When a girl has intercourse with two or more brothers in a short period of time. She generally will be overweight, fake, and very manipulative. STAY AWAY FROM THE JANE TRAIN, it's not worth the price of admission.
We ran the jane train on Jane at Ian's house. What a whore.
by josh48072 May 18, 2014
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panty train

Bacholerette party, look! Here comes the panty train!
by Chichimec December 1, 2013
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European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob
"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"
by John Bigdick September 2, 2014
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