Tree thong

A thong made for men with dick the size of large trees.

Dude, Jacob had a tree thong on last night!

by Sirbigdickalot May 31, 2016

Sociopath Tree

A slang term in the popular video game Minecraft that is used to describe a tree that has been cut down by a player, but they left the logs in the leaves, hence creating a floating mass of leaves. These trees are often heavily discouraged by communities because they look horrifyingly terrible. There is no word that can describe the absolute moron who does this on purpose. The common term "Sociopath Tree" comes from the fact that these types of trees are usually left behind by sociopaths.

who the hell left this sociopath tree here it looks awful

by A.U.S June 10, 2023

Trees

People descended from trees to start cutting them down to make bibles and money.

People read stories about their descent in a book made from what they descended from (trees).

by Solid Mantis September 14, 2020

tree-pecker

(n.) Someone who, when they hug you from behind, always has a boner touching your back.

Ew, that kid is a tree-pecker.

by swagchampsonthree March 27, 2016

Circle family tree

A family tree that had something incestuous happen (e.x: Parent marrying their child).

Damn thats a circle family tree

by AstroIsOffline March 13, 2022

Dollar Tree Do-rag Man

The only do rags people were anymore because they don't know where to actually buy them. Also the new wave is to cut the man out and post it on random things.

Kid-**needs to build a rocket for school and puts Dollar Tree Do-rag Man on it**(had glitter on it too)
**holding the rocket**
** glitter comes off**
Kid- The dollar Tree do-rag man nutted on me

by tekashicollinsnorth May 25, 2019

Wise Mystical Tree

its a wise mystical fucking tree. Are you over 25 and own a computer? if so than why the fuck are you wondering what it is

yo bro im over 25 and have a computer. My true religion is the wise mystical tree

by 23kgoldn October 12, 2022