Turtle-Poop

Sitting in the bathroom and waiting a long time for results.

I rushed to the water-closet to do my duty but I just sat and sat--it was a real Turtle-Poop!

by Jerry Jacobs January 28, 2008

Poop Text

Composing a text message whilst sitting on the toilet

Mr. X goes to the toilet every day at 9.38am. He then proceeds to poop text for the next fourteen and a half minutes.

by Bog Watcher February 11, 2010

poop schute

This is often compared to an ass hole or a butt hole, it is where the poop exits your body, or if your really mad or drunk you can call someone a poop schute, and it can be very offensive

You are being a real poop schute

by Katie...BaLLiiN January 04, 2009

Poop Nasty

Used when something is very bad, gross or horrible.

"Dude that movie last night was poop nasty."

"Your poop nasty for banging that girl last night"

by water ib September 02, 2008

Poop Shed

An enclosed litter box/cat box that you buy so that it is more difficult for your cat to fling shit all over your laundry room.

Andrea, clean the damn poop shed before the cats piss on the carpet!

by I am Bob and so is my lady January 01, 2010

poop gear

A World of Warcraft player who has sucky gear for their level.

Jawsh: y poop gear?
Ian: e

by Gopher March 09, 2005

poop in a boot

Poop thats in a boot

Similar to poopsocks

While playing WoW, Jerry ran out of poopsocks, so he resorted to poop in a boot

by Bob John2 June 11, 2008