poop schute

This is often compared to an ass hole or a butt hole, it is where the poop exits your body, or if your really mad or drunk you can call someone a poop schute, and it can be very offensive

You are being a real poop schute

by Katie...BaLLiiN January 3, 2009

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air pooping

When while taking a poop, a miniture turd falls out, followed by an immense amount of air (or fartage). This process of turd, then air, turd, then air is a constant pattern until the pooping ceases.

Man, I just had the longest air pooping of my life. I would have had enough air to air up a hot air balloon!

by Unicorn&LadyBug November 14, 2010

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Poop Text

Composing a text message whilst sitting on the toilet

Mr. X goes to the toilet every day at 9.38am. He then proceeds to poop text for the next fourteen and a half minutes.

by Bog Watcher February 11, 2010

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Turtle-Poop

Sitting in the bathroom and waiting a long time for results.

I rushed to the water-closet to do my duty but I just sat and sat--it was a real Turtle-Poop!

by Jerry Jacobs January 28, 2008

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A type of bowel movement in which pressure and pain occur forcing one to push periodically until relieved.

Thus the similarity of giving birth when periodic pressure and pain force the woman to push.

I just had an amazing pregnant poop.

by Trigga Bone August 1, 2012

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