Mouse in baked beans

A random meme that stems from “grossest things found in food” by They Will Kill You on YouTube.

Number 19; Mouse in baked beans.

by Your Average Stupid Meme Fan February 23, 2023

Old Bean Burrito

The process of pooping into a vagina then using two fingers to wipe the vag clean of the excess poop, then proceeding to eat the girl out

Dwight had to shit very badly, yet was hungry for mexican food at the same time during intercourse. He looked deeply into Michelle's eyes shit in her pussy, wiped off the extra, then ate her Old Bean Burrito.

by DwightPegusus December 10, 2010

Bangers Beans and Mash

An english term for sausage, beans, and potatoes.
Better known as penis, balls, and semen.

She doesn't come back for the cash,
she comes back for my "Bangers beans and mash"

by Ucfjim June 6, 2010

red beans and rice

only the best meal from down da bayou, it includes red kindey beans and rice most of the time accompinied by smoked or hot sausage.

I'm going to maw-maws today, she's cooking some red beans and rice with smoked sausage.

by T-Lee May 25, 2008

put the beans in the pantry

This is a phrase used in a situation where people need to calm down. In this particular phrase , beans represents the harsh feelings or the feelings of anger. Putting the beans in the pantry represents the harsh feelings being put aside until they can be further resolved.

Greta: I hate you!
Natalie: Toes too (look it up)

Bradley: Guys, PUT THE BEANS IN THE PANTRY!

Greta: You're right Bradley

Natalie: Lets stay friends

by BestBuddies September 14, 2017

sweet chilli beans

Sweet chilli beans

When your fucked after parklife and you just managed to sort an Uber, “that’s sweet chilli beans”

by Big Cez + Hazzdizzle August 5, 2018

Mean Bean Machine

Dr. Ivo Robotnik's self-named sex move that led directly to his divorce.

"I've been dating this nice scientist for months. Tonight he says he's going to show me his Mean Bean Machine."
"Girl, get out."

by Ushimimi September 14, 2016