Lava cake

(n.) One who defecates inside ones mouth, often times giving the gooey dark chocolaty look when they squeeze feces out of the teeth.

(v.) To defecate in ones mouth

He (v.) lava caked all in her mouth, it looked so delicious.

by Empirezstate September 20, 2016

muff-caking

When spending lots of time with your girlfriend because she is your only ride or transportation.

Person 1: "Hey john how you getting a ride to the game?"
John: "Im muff-caking it"
Person 1: "shoots"

by Ludan November 11, 2013

poopy cakes

Poopy cakes- the Adjective in which you use in a sentence when you are supposedly1.taking a math test and you mess up, or 2.maybe you could've lost an item oh so precious to you heart and then you could scream out poopy cakes

1. "Oh crap I messed up, POOPY CAKES!" 2. "Poopy cakes I lost my necklace!"

by SwagIsBagels42 December 29, 2016

ghetto cake

Using a slice of bread, preferable one purchased from a government assistance, and spread store bought icing across the top covering each corner.

Dad gambled his last paycheck away, now we have to settle for ghetto cake on my birthday.

by Secret sabotage August 24, 2017

cake sesh

the act of flirting with a girl you like,getting her to like you, "spitting game"

"damn he's on that cake sesh with brittany"

by yashaSUKKA January 6, 2009

Zebra Cake

Where a man shits, jacks off, then splooges into a zig zag to make it look like zebra pelt. Then the man eats the zebra cake or makes someone else eat it.

Yo Josh, my girlfriend ate my Zebra Cake!
Josh: That's disgusting bruh

by qmef February 5, 2021

Cake Spank

Anal sex. Or an ass slap but only for nice smooth round delicious butts. Cake is to butt as spank is to well, erm spank. Also one of the hypest ways to you know, do it!! SEX SEX SEX. Doggy style ya dig?

We cake spanked last night. I couldn't resist she just had the hottest cakes man.

I've never cake spanked before..

OOOH i just wanted to spank those cakes!

by INEEDACAKESPANK March 7, 2010