Jake

Gets hoes and bitches, nicest and sexiest son of bitch you’ll ever meet 14 inch dick and also lovable and caring man😍😘
Omg did you see Jake help that man cross the road he sooo adorable
by Ellie sharp March 04, 2018
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Jake; I liike kkids
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The shortest man on Earth. He is gay for Marcus. He has to use a diaper because he can’t use the toilet
Omg that’s Jake he’s so musty run Marcus!
by penjs June 10, 2020
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Jake is a racist human being. He is rude, discriminative, and only likes straight, conservative, and rich people. He thinks that being transgender is a mental illness and he hates all first nations and thinks that all they do is complain.
First Nation: Hey look, it's racist Jake!!
Other First Nation: Run, he is going to verbally abuse us!!
by Gay Bobo February 26, 2020
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the guy who stole your bitch and is getting layed as you read this
Guy one:"yo that jake guy is so lucky he is already in bed with bethany."
Guy two:"hey bethany is my girlfriend "
Guyone:"HAHA he jake stole your bitch"
by allah jake August 11, 2017
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A guy that is really touchy and who likes to break people's hearts
Jake is a douche

Jake is such a man hoe
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Weirdly flexible and insane but a good laugh
Yo ur like jake
by Anya fit November 11, 2019
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