Tardillo

The founding father of the friend zone. Aka THE KING OF THE FRIEND ZONE!

All hail His Grace, Luis Tardillo of Houses Friend Zone and Gets No Play, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm

by Los The GOAT June 16, 2017

tardulon

The tardulon is an extremely retarded tard. They are worse than a regular tard and possess extra tardy features.

The tardulon broke the door of the class down, leaving a trail of piss in its wake

by Tard guard August 12, 2017

tarducky

The Italian stallion that loves the duck face selfies, going to the beach to show off his rockin bod, and playing lacrosse with his Bros. Would give his left nut to be on the hit series Jersey shore.

Bro you take so many selfies you're such a tarducky.

by Iceyhott August 25, 2017

tardak

A mean guy

You're a tardak!

by sethtaylor April 19, 2018

tardlid

Ones eyelid that seems to droop more than the other.

Dude did you hear about that new disease that people are getting? TARDLID!

by Tardlid54 September 13, 2017

tardonaboom

To throw up after smoking pot

I had to tardonaboom after taking a big hit

by Jerrod235 April 22, 2018

Tardhole

Cooper Chavez

"You're a tardhole"

by John. Adams May 3, 2018