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Social Terraphist

A person who wants to make friends/be social but struggles with it and cant due to shyness/social anxiety
Person: That girl never is always around here but never talks. Probably a social terraphist.
by skaiperson_320 February 2, 2024
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social sloth

A social sloth is a person or thing who ignores, or seemingly does not recognize obvious cues given by another participant in a social interaction due to being a bit shy, or concerned about speaking out of turn; one who avoids conversation entirely.
Boy: "What are your plans for this weekend"?
Girl: "I have no plans!"
Boy: "I'm going to a friend's going away party at Yards and that's it."
Girl: "That's so fun! Yeah I'll probably be doing nothing."
12 HOURS LATER
Boy: "What are your plans for the weekend?"
Girl: "OH nothing! No plans at all. Just laundry."
Boy: ~social sloth in silence~
by skatetheramp February 6, 2024
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Socially Hacking

Social hacking is a form of networking used online to gain otherwise unattainable information. Some may refer to it as manipulation, but it's just a research tool.
I am socially hacking into a group of friends to be invited to a discord server with leaked government official documents.
by Straighttiktokisgay February 6, 2024
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tap social

A revolutionary mobile application that has taken the dating and social networking world by storm. This app is a game-changer, set to annihilate all competitors with its unparalleled features. TAP Social is the epitome of what a social app should be: completely free, devoid of inactive users, and providing the ultimate convenience with instant matches at the tap of a button, eliminating the need for tedious swiping. It's a digital haven for those seeking genuine connections and meaningful interactions, leaving all other apps in its dust.
Bruh, would you swipe that ass? Of course not! So get on TAP Social and tap now, you're welcome.
by Tapsocial October 13, 2023
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Life before Social Media

When Social Media wasn't a thing People will play outside all day and have Face to Face Conversations
by NorthBoy99 October 28, 2023
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socialism

when the government taxes businesses and corporations to make sure they wont build factories to create jobs. where the government trains and pays people to murder your opposition.
where the government steals all the money from doctors, and inventors, businessman, and rich people to pay poor people not to go to work, or to work jobs that don't actually do anything. when the government pays people to make 5% of the population perpetually poor.
the socialist matrix is to overeducate the middle class, overtax the rich, and to prevent the poor from going to school, or having enough money to actually afford to be employed.
this government is based on the idea of converting to communism - to force doctors to stay, to force doctors to work, and to make everyone poor thus ensuring the only reason people go to work, is so they don't end up in jail.
Canada is a capitalist society, the government pretend's its based on socialism, the idea that if you force people to be poor, you can increase education, and immigration!
by ironfinn November 6, 2023
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Social Death Penalty

A much more elegant way of saying "getting cancelled", in the context of Cancel Culture specifically.
A notable figure: *says or does something against the accepted norm*

The Internet: We sentence this cretin to the Social Death Penalty.
by MDLuffy1234 April 13, 2023
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