Where you take 2 full size Maine lobsters and have them pinch onto a woman's nipples. You then proceed to lather butter on her pussy and rip the tails off of the lobsters while leaving the pinchers attached to the nipples. The 2 lobster tails are then inserted into the woman's pussy and asshole.
Where someone uses the inside tube if a bog roll to masturbate, you must keep the actual paper on the roll during the duration of your pleasurable activities. (For best use force a grandma to watch whilst strapped naked to a metal chair)
Yo bro, wanna come over later and have some CUMMY BOG ROLLfun?