Pussy paralysis

When you cannot get up because your cat is on your lap.

I was late for work because i had pussy paralysis.

by Junebug333 August 10, 2019

Muffin pussy

When your FUPA and your muffin top meet and create an alternate usable crevice

I was banging Kim last night and accidentally glazed her muffin pussy

by 47thumper October 2, 2019

Harbor Pussy

(Noun, pronoun, adjective)
When a womans vagina smells or tastes like a harbor. I.e. reeks of sea water, spoiled fish or crustaceans.

"I was with this skank last night and that girl had a harbor pussy, so I threw that bitch out"

by Magus788 May 16, 2018

cheeto pussy

Crusty ass vagina from a girl that gets passed around

That girl kathy has a cheeto pussy it’s so crusty my dick was nasty af after we smashed

by medinerrrrthebeaner January 12, 2018

puff pussy

The inflammation of a vagina when you pound that pussy.

Bro i pounded that pussy so hard she got puff pussy

by Realmandem January 13, 2018

Champagne Pussy

Female version of whiskey dick, where it takes a long time to cum.

She was into it and I had to focus hard to let her cum, she had the champagne pussy.

by Watermarker February 1, 2020

Pussy missile

Or pussy whistle.

Shit I find at the wastewater treatment plant in the sewer line. Also known as tampon applicators.

Ron, can you come in today? There’s loads of trash and pussy missiles at the line.

by Miketheguy February 1, 2020