Poop taco

A persons anus

last nite she licked my poop taco.

by arb-rym October 21, 2010

Turtle-Poop

Sitting in the bathroom and waiting a long time for results.

I rushed to the water-closet to do my duty but I just sat and sat--it was a real Turtle-Poop!

by Jerry Jacobs January 28, 2008

air pooping

When while taking a poop, a miniture turd falls out, followed by an immense amount of air (or fartage). This process of turd, then air, turd, then air is a constant pattern until the pooping ceases.

Man, I just had the longest air pooping of my life. I would have had enough air to air up a hot air balloon!

by Unicorn&LadyBug November 14, 2010

Poop Text

Composing a text message whilst sitting on the toilet

Mr. X goes to the toilet every day at 9.38am. He then proceeds to poop text for the next fourteen and a half minutes.

by Bog Watcher February 11, 2010

Pregnant poop

A type of bowel movement in which pressure and pain occur forcing one to push periodically until relieved.

Thus the similarity of giving birth when periodic pressure and pain force the woman to push.

I just had an amazing pregnant poop.

by Trigga Bone August 1, 2012

poop crumbles

Small pieces of excrement that are pushed out of the anus. Often after the largest pieces of poop are pushed out, poop crumbles are what are er4left behind.

Oh... are those your poop crumbles? Mind if eat some?

by ktkoolkat April 10, 2012

Hirsh Poop

The poop of all poops. The ultimate shit. The smell could contaminate entire nations. One whiff and your life is in danger. Anyone in a 1 mile proximity must stop drop and get the fuck out. This is not a joke. Get to safety

I went to a hotel room and my buddy took a Hirsh Poop and we had to evacuate the hotel.

by no range no game April 10, 2018