nerd-rager

An extremely powerful erection for things that would interest a nerd.

I have a total nerd-rager for alternate universes.

by elvind September 10, 2011

Nerd-o-welly

A person who may have hundreds of pictures of themselves on Facebook or a similar service. However, none of these pictures truly show what the person really looks like thanks to the use of camera angles, bad self-pics and other cheap visual tricks. This underhanded ploy is a favorite of the 'salad-shy' and those afflicted with 'a lovely personality.' Invented by Stephen Gude, Professor Emeritus at UCSC, USA.

"There are 150 pictures of this girl on her Myspace... NONE of which show that she is not fat or ugly. Think of the incredible effort this must have taken. How is that possible? What a horrible nerd-o-welly."

"Gina weighs 300 pounds in real life... Why does her facebook make her look like Jessica Biel. What is goddamn nerd-o-welly!"

by Professor Letznotfail October 22, 2011

nerd biter

Person(s) who enjoy biting nerds for sheer sexual pleasure. Often accompanied by giggling, errotic form of biting, almost nibbling, no blood drawn, brusing can occur.

The nerd biter had another enjoyable evening biting his nerd friend.

by Yorkshirecloggy November 19, 2011

Nerd Seizure

When someone has a fit

(Squealing, Giggles, Kicking of Feet and Legs, Jumps of Joy, etc)

over something they are very passionate about.

Dude 1- "Dude, did you give your hot employee those sick-ass shot glasses for Christmas?"

Dude 2- "Yeah, brah. She had a total fucking Nerd Seizure when I gave it to her, I think I totally scored."

by YourAsianFriend December 30, 2011

nerd-vent

When a nerd has accumulated an urge to release or satisfy the act of "nerding" out or action that falls under the category of being a nerd.

An example of nerd-venting would be having lunch or dinner with a group of individuals and then abruptly stabbing your fork in the table, getting up and putting in an Episode IV Star Wars movie and watching it without regard to any of your surroundings.
Or
Making needless relations to Star Trek Next Generation and it's direct correlation to your Physics class.

by Enron? February 28, 2012

nerd load

verb, ejaculating from the excitement of nerdy pleasures

At PAX East there was so much cool stuff I blew my Nerd Load

by Moontabu77 September 8, 2012

Nerdberger

A complete, awesome, supermegafoxyawesome GENIUS!!!!

"Yo, look at nerdberger over there. She be so coolio,"

by supermegafoxyawesomehotnerd December 18, 2012