Gossip Food

A quick sound bite or clip that provides just enough information nourishment to the recipient's ego so as to reinforce their preexisting prejudices and pet theories. Gossip food should consist of fabricated news, misinterpreted facts, lies, propaganda and other excremental matter which would still approximate the consistency of some unidentifiable junk food which yet satisfies an essential craving to sustain a flatulent ego. Gossip food should be short and disguise the point, and be missing some essential ingredients such as: truth, etc. It can always be premade in small batches of innuendo, hearsay, vaporous matter, disintegrating sources, and falsies fallacies.

She craved gossip food so much that she could not wait until it came out of the press secretary's mouth, and trained a legion of puppets to concoct some out of Kardashian oatmeal.

by ForgetMeKnot! June 27, 2019

Food Farming

Food Farming is the act of eating food in a way that shows signs of OCD. The perpetrator will carefully farm “perfect” bites of food while simultaneously evening out the rest of their plate. Food Farmers often smooth out their food or make small rows on their plate.

“Luke.... you’re Food Farming again. Eat like a normal person”

by Aew December 16, 2019

gross food

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

dont eat gross food ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

by Just do it man April 14, 2021

Food on a blanket

A picnic but without the word sounding weird

Let’s go have some food on a blanket!

by Superandrew1 June 1, 2021

all our food keeps BLOWING UP

basically arbys food keeps blowing up for some reason idk why they keep blowing up god help me istg-

chicken *explosion*
we'd like to take a moment to announce that *explosion* AAAAAA-
all our food keeps BLOWING UP *explosion mid sentence*

by aviation lover 123 October 2, 2025

Political Food

Food that you consume off of personal beliefs rather than sustenance or diet.

I heard Whole Foods Sells lots of Political Food.

by Delvinacht May 10, 2018

food balls

When your super hungry and see a commercial for a specific kind of food but you can’t eat it because the place isn’t open at 3am so in other words ... “blue balls for food”

Man that jack in the box commercial gave me major food balls

by Lexi lexx December 14, 2018