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Nerd Table

A table in a college or university canteen/cafeteria that is located beside several power outlets. Commonly claimed by several science students or other computer geeks and manned/womaned almost all day by at least one person. If an outsider sits near them for the purpose of using a free outlet it is considered very rude to those in the nerd group.
Dan: Sh#t, my laptop battery's almost dead but there's no free nerd tables.

Jim: Just sit over there with those ones, they won't bite.

Dan: That short chick from Dental Nursing will...
by tehferalhamster August 25, 2010
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True Nerd

Someone that is a nerd by heart, not by correlation.
Did you know that Emma is a true nerd?
by NotCLC June 2, 2023
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coffee nerd

Person who likes coffee.

For example, me, Areithy
Ay coffee nerd or areithy, ur known for drinking coffee, how does it taste?
by Areithy November 7, 2021
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Austin The White Nerd

smells like ass and gave blowjobs to get his gaming pc, he only play valorant and usually leaves to cook or pray in the middle of the game
Shut Your Dad Up! He's Being Austin The White Nerd!
by Ryuuu January 11, 2021
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tighty-whitey nerd

A nerd wearing tighty-whities, i.e. white briefs. Has been culturally seen as the nerd type of underwear for decades, often made fun of and leading the wearer to become a victim of wedgies and pantsings.

At schools and other places, as well as culturally, as boxers and then boxer-briefs became popular, tighty-whities came to be seen as nerdy – partly because of their feminine shape, which is why briefs are sometimes also called manties or male panties.

In popular culture, this can for example also be seen in movies, TV shows etc., where most of the times whenever there is a nerdy character he wears tighty-whities, or when someone is being pantsed in a funny scene or becomes wedgied they usually wear tighty-whities.

In this day and age, because of this social stigma, you cannot really be seen wearing tighty-whities without being seen as nerdy by a lot of people, since it has become such a big part of popular culture and is portrayed in this way in movies, on television, talkshows etc. Avoid wearing if you do not wish to be wedgied, pantsed or made fun of for your underwear, since this is what tighty-whities has come to represent in popular culture.
Look at that tighty-whitey nerd!

Maybe he will one day change the world...
by whitebriefsforever May 8, 2024
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Spooky Nerd

A little lightweight weeb piece of shit that dates about 138 girls a week, He gets ever GF from Roadblox and Fortnite, and the way he does it is Fortnite dances
by Tecni246 August 9, 2018
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nerd-vent

When a nerd has accumulated an urge to release or satisfy the act of "nerding" out or action that falls under the category of being a nerd.
An example of nerd-venting would be having lunch or dinner with a group of individuals and then abruptly stabbing your fork in the table, getting up and putting in an Episode IV Star Wars movie and watching it without regard to any of your surroundings.
Or
Making needless relations to Star Trek Next Generation and it's direct correlation to your Physics class.
by Enron? February 28, 2012
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