Gorilla Mascara

The female counterpart to the famous “Gorilla Mask”.

A sex act in which a female will shave her genital/pubic region, hold the pubic hair in the palm of her hand during sexual intercourse. The most popular method of this act is when the female spits in the eyes of her sex partner during the sex act. When the partner climaxes the female will ensconce the eyelids with pubic hair.

Although it was popularized in the USA in the 1970s movie Air Bud 3, many variations of this method exist in Mexico, Northeast Berut, and New Zealand as early as 1970 BC in the ancient Sumerian play “Arrus Buttici Du” translated as “Air Bud 2”.

“Hey honey, I didn’t mean to scare ya, I was just giving you some gorilla mascara.” - Tupac

by Cum Fungus April 17, 2023

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rizz master

Someone who tries to rizz up any girl that he sees, yet fails every single time.

They always brag about how much rizz they have, even though they have absolutely none at all.

Homie: bro did you see that dude? he calls himself a rizz master
Me: yeah i know what an incel

by TheRedstoneMan June 11, 2023

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Jerk master general

An insult said by Todomatsu to Choromatsu after Oso said that he would steal his dirty magz without asking.

Oso: Well if you wanna go there who’s the one who took this douche’s dirty magz without even asking?!
Choro: *sweats nervously*
Totty: What!? Hey Jerk master general that’s kinda vile

by Attention_tobirds12 June 25, 2023

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