Moofle's best friend who has no filter. She compliments others, while also telling them the truth. For example, "those glasses make you look pervy." Muffins represents a kind person, but many people find them intimidating.
by muffins19 June 4, 2017
Get the Muffinsmug. When you stay the night as a guest at someone's home that you are nit particularly fond of and they have a sofa fold out bed, in the morning, take shit on the bed, then fold it back up for a surprise they will be sure to love the next time they use it.
Derek: " Yo you spend the night at your ex's house last night?"
Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"
DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"
Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"
DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"
by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022
Get the Mexican Trunk Muffinmug. The basket of muffins the hospital delivers to the family of dying patients; often left untouched later gets redistributed to hospital employees
by Hspansot July 15, 2019
Get the grief muffinsmug. Short for "motherfucking bitch"
by DevinSAA January 20, 2024
Get the muffin batchmug. by bob teats April 7, 2010
Get the muffins whipmug. 
Pot head 1: Hey, lets meet later at my place and bake some muffins.
Pot head 2: Okay, I'll see you later.
Pot head 2: Okay, I'll see you later.
by Pot head 1 October 8, 2011
Get the bake some muffinsmug.