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The Great Goose March

The March of a long line of geese across a busy road, holding up traffic and ruining everyone's day because geese are selfish bastards who only want vengeance.
Sorry I'm late, The Great Goose March was taking place on the highway!
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March 28th

This is what National Block Mira day should go like!
Omg... It's March 28th... Today is National block Mira day!!! Let me block that flop...
by Mirahateclub March 27, 2022
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March 27

Ding dong ditch day!

A prank in which a doorbell of a home is rung, and then the pranksters run away before the occupants of the home open the door.
“Let’s ding dong ditch Thomas’s door for fun, because it’s March 27th.”
by sophiaspseudonym March 27, 2022
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March 28th

Person 1 "Ayo, here's my hoodie"
Person 2 "Uh, why are you giving me a hoodie?"
Person 1"It's march 28th"
Person 2 "tf does that mean?"
Person 1 "it's national give someone your hoodie day"
by Amdjdhaja March 27, 2022
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March 30th

March 30th is where the prettiest person is born on<3 aka Brittnay she know who she is<33333
Are you born on March 30th your fucking pretty?
by Rachel G M March 28, 2022
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March 28

If you were born on this day, you are either hated or loved, stinky or smells amazing, picky or loves every food.

Today if your science teacher tells you "no" to go to the bathroom your rawr in their face then go to the bathroom and when you come back go to your teacher, get on both knees put your hands together like you praying and say "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Polly: Can I go to the bathroom?
Science teacher: No
Polly: Rawr *RUNS TO THE BATHROOM*

5 MINUTES LATER

Polly: *walks into the classroom*
Science teacher: Did I say you coul-
Polly: *Gets on her knees and says*:"oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Science teacher: GO TO THE OFFICE, NOW!
Polly: But its March 28th!
by poopymanQWERTY March 28, 2022
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march 28

National send this to the hottest person you know day <3
someone: guess what day it is:
cute person replies: march 28???
someone: sends photo of this urbandictianary
hot ass bitch replies: aw thats cute <3
by Wvipex March 28, 2022
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