totally juice

totally juice, what they give kids at school lunches, and the most suspicious branding I’ve ever seen.

“Totally juice, made from 100% juice” -the packaging.

by Blob the bi frog god December 10, 2022

swamp juice

Swamp juice is a metaphor for the appropriation of government spending, taxes and contract to special interests and individuals that grows the swamp. Also another name for political pork or pork barrel in politics

That new spending bill from congress is total swamp juice. All the same people get all the same money and the swamp grows.

by The Earth's Champion December 23, 2022

Skene Juice

Secrete a substance to lubricate the urethra opening. Produced In the Skene's glands, two small ducts on either side of a females urethra. This helps lubricate your vagina during sex and protect it from certain infections. The most common disorder of your Skene's glands is skenitis.

We don’t need any lube baby we can use my Skene Juice.

by Jacksn December 26, 2022

carrot juice

“Carrot juice” is an adjective to describe something with a negative connotation. It can also be used as a synonym for “ew”, “yuck”, or “gross”.

Woman: I just went to see my ex-boyfriend

Man: Ugh, bro that’s so carrot juice.

Alternatively,
Man: I just threw up in the bathroom
Woman: Dude, carrot juice

by addie_doo January 13, 2023

Clown Juice

A metaphorical substance that when ingested makes an individual, a group, a piece of media, etc ironically funny - especially when their intent was to be serious.

This substance can also be produced by exceedingly funny material, and can be pictured as excreting or discharging from said material.

Jim -in an unironic video essay: you see leafs being green and not red is the very reason we need to have poor people.
Jill -to her friends: Holy shit, that man is dripping with clown juice.

by Fox the Thinker August 11, 2023

grams juice

An alcoholic mixed drink originally from Philly created by local niche micro celebrity grams.sss! Grams juice is made up of 5-8 shots of Rain vodka and Monster Energy Pacific Punch usually served on the rocks in a reusable tumbler cup.

Scotty: “why mikayla passed out at the function”

Scoot: “she was drinkin that grams juice”

by Liptonlily August 19, 2023

hair juice

Tiny beads of perspiration that dangle off the ends of a sweaty man's chest hair.

I borrowed my friend's hoodie and he immediately complained, "Dude, now it's got hair juice all over it!"

by Freddy Freshlegs August 21, 2023