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Nose job

A common plastic surgery procedure Jewish women get on their 18th birthday.
My dawghtah just gawt heh fowrst nose job yestahday.
by RedNexDex December 20, 2015
mugGet the Nose jobmug.

at a job site

Euphemism often used when referring to one's deviant sexual behavior. Specifically, the act of sitting in a comfortable mesh office chair giving the impression of working while in fact loaded on Viagra and dreaming of shaven billy goats licking your balls and a troop of monkeys tugging on your shaft while magically teddy bears dance around you chanting "tickle his taint, tickle his taint." The monkeys must obey the Teddy Bear chant and begin to tickle your taint whilst tugging your shaft. This is all done while very convincingly seeming to go about normal work tasks.
I'm sorry, Mr. Smith is not available at the moment, he's "at a job site."
by Definition King March 29, 2005
mugGet the at a job sitemug.

mo job

Exceptionally pleasurable fellacio given by an attractive female who implements several different motions of the tongue and is able to deep-throat.
After she gave me that mo job I had nothing left for sex, which really pissed her off.
by snow3409 May 9, 2006
mugGet the mo jobmug.

jobbing by disqualification

Losing if you use a weapon in a disqualification match. For example, in the Summer of 2003 Brock Lesnar begun a series of jobbing by disqualification.
Also Spongebob Sqaurepants jobbed by disqualification by pushing Gary.
by Bobby June 24, 2004
mugGet the jobbing by disqualificationmug.

Cam-Job

A pirate copy of a movie on DVD, Video or downloaded that is obviously acquired by smuggling a camera into a cinema and filming it.
The copy of the new new Bond movie I got off Limewire had poor sound, poor quality picture and somebodys shadow obscured the screen making it obviously a cam-job
by Evil_bob January 20, 2007
mugGet the Cam-Jobmug.

z job

When a girl hummzzz a z sound while shes giving some neck.
Wow marissa gives great z jobs...she can hummm hela good
by Jimmy & Joe September 18, 2006
mugGet the z jobmug.

feind job

someone who feinds something in particular...smokes , weed..etc.
bob:"man , I need a smoke!"
bill:"You fukin feind job!!"
by feiner April 23, 2003
mugGet the feind jobmug.

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