jake

the guy who stole your bitch and is getting layed as you read this

Guy one:"yo that jake guy is so lucky he is already in bed with bethany."
Guy two:"hey bethany is my girlfriend "
Guyone:"HAHA he jake stole your bitch"

by allah jake August 13, 2017

jake webb

An absolute mad cunt , has a gay mate named justin walker

fuck i wish i was a jake webb

by pingers for days August 14, 2017

Jake Orr

A creation of the god Gas Goose himself, Jake Orr strives only to serve his great master. But with Gutterbutt's powers rising, Jake Orr now stands in between both sides- undecided.

Wow, Jake Orr is pretty cool.

by Gutterbutt August 23, 2017

Jake

A guy that is really touchy and who likes to break people's hearts

Jake is a douche

Jake is such a man hoe

by anonymous October 14, 2018

Jake

Jake is a very dumb and annoying guy. He has a smile so ugly that it will darken anyone's day and eyes that always have the guys looking twice. He is a stupid, dumb, non trustworthy, ugly, non caring, uneducated moron. He is a very nonloving person that will never be there for you. But don’t take his ugliness and extremely gayness as a weakness, if you ever dare to touch his boyfriend or anyone in his family, he would be the first guy to beat a fool up. Jake has a lot of female friends, but his boyfriend always comes before them. If you ever get chance to be with a Jake, reject it and let him go. Cause if you don’t you’ll regret it for the rest of your life. He truly is a piece of shit.

A kid: “what a dick! Must be a Jake!”
Another kid: “yeah and don’t let his extreme gayness blind you!”
A kid: “Is that his boyfriend over there?”
Another kid: “I think so, gross! Why are they both so ugly?”
A kid: “I don’t know!”

by Deeznuts21420 October 25, 2018

Jake Paul

stupid, retarded, weird, ugly, dumb.

you act like jake paul

by thooter October 26, 2018

Jake

A fuck who will beat his girlfriend and wife and who will masterbate on Skype and lies about every thing to his friends also a fake friend which hangs out with holograms.

Friend 1:Jake is an ashole
Friend 2: I know right I hate him he said he never masterbated but I saw him do it on Skype

ME: HI JAKE DAWSON BARNES

by Your mum gay October 29, 2018