Jacob

The most popular male baby name I'm 1997. Due to its Abrahamic origins the name Jacob has been popular for millenia.

Dad has always loved Jacob more than us. Let's steal his coat and throw him in the well.

by rslashjacob September 20, 2021

Jacob Siemens

Jacob Siemens is a very common name from the 1800, they use this name to a describe someone who likes to copy things from other people.
They like to think they are very good smelling but in reality all they use is SWY intensely.

Jacob Siemens copied Hudson’s shoes, pants, and shirt,

by Arshamhater 123 November 2, 2023

Jacob Hill

Jacob Hill has a huge johnson and weird hair, he is irish with ocean blue eyes, and has a fresh trim and he is sitting next to me in english rn.

"Jacob Hill" has a big johnson
Oh no jacobs johnson is growing

by Bradley boss November 12, 2023

Jacob

That one fucker at my school with a switch lite

Jacob's mah home boi

by xXNutBusterXx December 31, 2019

Jacob Smith

Jacob Smith is a really hot attractive person. Jacob is the sweetest person ever and perfect. he off limits though lol take the L bozo.

Loser: “Who’s jacob smith again?”
Me: “Jacob Smith is like better than you basically”
Loser: “Oh. Thank you. I don’t know if I wanna be Jacob Smith or be WITH Jacob Smith”
Me: “Okay well get in line”

by SeggsHaver3000 January 25, 2022

Jacob

Plays Overwatch 2 all day while stuffing Chicken down his throat. Sometimes gets a little too horny around men... am I safe? oh fuck

The mother fuckers a Jacob ( lazy as fuck )

by AssSmacker69 February 4, 2024

Jacob

Jacob Farmer is a tall person who his funny and stupid but his not at all talented and doesn't take anything seriously. He might play a lot of video games and get F’s in all his classes but he has a good personality and loves his friends

Jacob playing video games

Teacher giving a 0 to Jacob on his test

by SBK-Caotain January 27, 2021