Portuguese hot pocket

Before having sex with a woman you take any stinky fish and rub on your dick and balls. Then proceed to having anal sex and rite before you cum you pull out and let her down oraly your fish poo load.

So after i got done fishing i used the left over bait to give her a Portuguese hot pocket.

by Iced cream scampi sandwitches October 24, 2017

frisco hot pocket

a frisco hot pocket is when a man shits in another man's asshole

Todd didn't feel like giving Dan oral, so he just gave him a frisco hot pocket

by BrandonDtheScientist May 24, 2011

Goldfish hot pocket

The act of chewing goldfish then spitting it into to woman's vagina then Fucking the hell out of her

Yeah dude I did the goldfish hot pocket to McKenzie last night

by Phoenix thompson January 20, 2017

Keys in your pocket

When you have an erection. It’s called “keys” because of Inserting the “key” into the “key hole.” you get it.

Bro why do you have the keys in your pocket!?

by 1273672 July 3, 2018

crunchy munchy pocket

Is a deep fried vagina old men use to jerk off with!

Hey gramps i see you have a Crunchy Munchy Pocket how was it?

by tykinthestudiorappinerryday January 22, 2021

chicken nugget pocket

The pocket in the top left of your shirt

I have a chicken nugget pocket

by Timmyisthecoolboi4mamahashdi January 25, 2017

reverse alabama hot pocket

the art of separating the vagina lips and taking a shot gun shit inside, then eating the girl out.

Stingray decided instead of A regular Alabama hot pocket he would take it to the next level with a reverse Alabama hot pocket

by 420noscopingswagfag November 18, 2014