I'm Bored

Go fuck yourself

Person 1: Hey can you define I'm Bored for me?
Person 2: Go fuck yourself

by Octyn July 20, 2022

I'm So Bored

Words uttered by an individual when they are experiencing the feeling of being too much of a lazy shit. Perhaps if this person would get off Urban Dictionary ffs and their slimy ass, and actually touched grass, then they would be magically cured of their boredom. Yes, I'm talking about you. Yes, this is a self-callout. Go sniff the sun instead of your ass, you fruitbat vampire fuck.

Kylie: I'm so boreddd.
Weslie: Go fuck yourself.

by Where'd mah dad go? October 9, 2023

I'M GAY!

#### off homophobes

"I'm gay #### off homophobes"

"no #### you"
😭
Being gay means you like ppl of the same sex lol and homophobes are ppl who don't like the gays. Ppl who are gay might sat I'M GAY!

by thebaeanman April 3, 2024

i'm drinking my juice

drinking my juice- a common phrase describing someone or something's inaptitude to engage in trivial matters
simplified:
i'm minding my own business

- hey girl can I get your digit's real quick
- not rn I'm drinking my juice

by vikkkkk September 6, 2020

i'm not a player

Meaning you're not a slut, you just love sex. A lot.

Yo, my nigga I'm not a player, I just love to fuck a lot

by Yourgurllmkutie November 3, 2014

I'm taking everything from you

I’m taking everything from you, give me you’re phone. - alphrad

I'm taking everything from you

by • Intelligent Man • March 14, 2023

i'm gonna salt you

A warning to prepare someone for a tongue lashing, that they'll be crying once you're done with them.

Talk about my mom one more time and I'm gonna salt you.

by PicklesToMe August 9, 2019