Human Rights Watchlist

OH WOW! I WONDER WHY THAT IS HAPPENING! PROBABLY DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUTUBE, THAT'S FOR SURE!

Hym "Human Rights Watchlist!? Perish the thought! I mean, it's not like you have an American company very publicly manufacturing a mental illness around the guy who created AI (also very publicly) because you didn't think he could do it so you tried make a mockery of hym live streaming him while he poops and doing the weaponized schizophrenia he described to hym in a very public way! So why are we on a human rights watchlist though?"

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025

Human velocity

Human velocity is only 4 years old, and currently the youngest person ever.

-My name is human velocity

-you are the youngest person ever!

by penisballs08 June 26, 2025

Human Hot Dog

When you smother the length of someone's bare arm in alternating sinusoidal waves of ketchup and mustard and someone licks it off.

Ew, gross! They made Sienna into a human hot dog and made Ava lick it off!

by Mehisma Mungus July 7, 2025

Human Molotov

The act of drinking a large amount of gasoline (BRAND NEW REFERENCE) then lighting your mouth on fire and jumping off a building.

Bro did you see that dude do the Human Molotov at the Carcass concert?! That was fucking metal bro.

by BRANDNEWYAYAYA July 20, 2025

Human water fountain

When a water gun is inserted into a vagina or asshole and is used to spray water out of the persons mouth turning them into a human water fountain

Nathan: “Hey Charlie, I want to turn you into a human water fountain tonight”
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Darren:“I’m thirsty”

Stella: “Well, babe you can drink from my human water fountain tonight 👍”

by Dilligulper09 July 25, 2025

humans

little shits that people are sick and tired of.

humans should lowkey just let robot take over at this point help-

by Short Fuck Bailey August 12, 2025

Human Pinata

A human pinata is like a regular pinata except instead of bashing a nonliving pinata with a stick, you bash a human with a stick over and over again. Just like when candy pops out, you succeed by making guts and blood pop out. If the human dies, you know you did it correctly.

Viva de Human Pinata! Yay!!!

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 26, 2025