bowler hat lesbian

The 1930’s equivalent of a masc lesbian

My great grandmother was a bowler hat lesbian

by PissMoms November 07, 2023

Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

by Flaming sausage August 14, 2021

Forward Digger Hat

An overweight Homosexual from Two Harbors, MN.

Gee whiz. Every time I go to Two Harbors I get hit on by that goddamn Forward Digger Hat at Pamida.

by DDDuluth November 17, 2011

Arse hat

A person, child or pet who is annoying, irritating, troublesome and onerous to those around them.

OMG my cat is such an arse hat. He won’t make friends if he keeps biting the other animals faces.

by Betty 01 July 28, 2022

Tokyo Hat Trick

In hentai when a tentacle goes all the way through, starting at the mouth, exiting the anus, and then hooking back around to penetrate the vagina.

"Woah, that tentacle came back out her ass and hooked around to her pussy!"
"Woah, Tokyo Hat Trick, nice!"

by RugCarpet December 09, 2021

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 15, 2025

chocolate party hat

When you get shit all over your dick, in the shape of a hat, after pounding your partner in the ass.

After a long night banging your mom in the ass, I walked away with a chocolate party hat.

by Itsmegod June 02, 2012