God morning

A misspelling of the greeting "Good morning".

Online learning be like:
Teacher: Good morning class!
Student A: Good morning!
Student B: Good morning!
Student C: God morning!
All the other students: wtf

by Suawd December 5, 2021

gods leaf

Marijuana aka weed :)

I tried growing some of gods leaf and it died :(

by _hehehe_ January 18, 2018

Bread God

One of the most powerful gods ever. He can control all breads.

1. NO way its the bread god
2. Bread god blessed me with bread

by Ultracanda August 27, 2022

God's Rod

1- Take a tumbler and pint sized glass from the shelf

2- Go to the refrigerator and fill the pint glass with ice

3- Add 2 parts whiskey, 1 part peach schnapps and 1 part amaretto to the pint glass

4- Cover the top of the pint glass with the tumbler and then shake gingerly for a few seconds

5- Strain the contents into the tumbler glass (you can put some ice in the tumbler glass as well if you prefer)

6- Drink and repeat

Tom: "Hey I heard Fred had one too many God's Rods last night"

Jerry: "Yeah he suddenly started blaming poverty, world hunger, and The Inquisition on the Blacks, Jews, and Homosexuals"

Tom: "Wow, he really thought he was God's Rod"

Jerry: "YEP"

by rypring April 23, 2010

Bra God

The most amazing creature to ever be born in this world. We are lucky Bra god was born in this era. She would bless your bra in any given circumstances. Although bra god is a quite lost soul, she’s willing to adopt like an idiot. But she’s not an idiot. Maybe a little.

Bra god is a weird creature and only few people can see her, she’s everywhere like an unknown demonic entity, she has her own demon and that demon is feisty but cutely smart demon.

Bra god, despite her godly name, lives in hell. Along with the other demonic goddesses.

“Bra God may now bless your bra for eternity”

“I don’t wear a bra”
*poof*
“Now you do”

by Lover loo September 27, 2019

Ravioli God

There can only be one ravioli God in the world. If the current ravioli God doesn't want to be god, they have to go to the closest Zapppos and poison all the food. The person who survives is the next ravioli God.

Man, Jacob is a great Ravioli God.

by Hatersspahgehtti December 17, 2017

woojin god

the nation vocalist - woojin god. god woojin

omg! did you heard woojin's voice?!

Y E S! WE STAN WOOJIN GOD.

by stan talent stan skz July 18, 2019