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Real nigga sizes

You got thoses Jordan 12s in real nigga sizes
by BlazeRich August 9, 2022
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real

an expression, similar to "no way", often used in the context of referential or post-modern internet humor. it can also be tacked on after a proper noun when pointing out resemblance to a person or character.
Joe: posts photo of a cardinal holy shit dude angry bird
Steve: real

Bob: posts image of a jumbo-sized tennis ball
Dave: Holy shit bfb tennis ball real
by TSwany August 9, 2022
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I am real
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saying real is like ong or true asf or onm buh better n u can say it any situation too so its goated
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Real
Person 1“Yo this dude speaking facts”

Person 2“Real”

Person 1“Real”
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the REAL "savior"

the mute button on my tv remote control

better than a psychiatrist, the RABID "car dealer tv" ("broadcast") AUDIO, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
the hustle for money has advertisers playing stupid 'jingles' , BAD music, e.t.c., driving one COMPLETELY INSANE !!
ie: YOU TALK TOO MUCH, YOU TALK TOO FAST, YOU TALK TOO LOUD !!

when that commercial comes on, and i'm about to lose my mind, (while fondling my guns) i quickly employ my 'therapist', my remote control button !! AHHHH! blessed SILENCE ! ( HATE that guy/gal AND their 'push' !! ("event")

i HATE that commercial !! steve: i don't watch tv !! yeah! , easy to understand why ELVIS reportedly shot out his TV !!
i'd NEVER do business with those people!
that rabid dog minister was pushing the savior, i quickly employed the REAL "savior" !
the REAL "savior" saved my black ASS! , you TALK too much !
the REAL "savior" kept my head from EXPLODING !!
by michael foolsley August 24, 2022
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Roberto isn’t real

Girl 1: Roberto isn’t real

Girl 2: so true!
by Anita-wita August 24, 2022
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