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freshman shower

Smelling horrid and masking that with a dickton of axe.
Fuck nigga, Johnny smells like nutsack and cologne. Bitchboy gave himself a freshman shower
by ooothatboi October 24, 2017
mugGet the freshman showermug.

Shower

Similar feeling to sex, but it’s when a women takes off her clothes, rubs her wet pussy until it gets soaking wet and warm while thinking of sexual thoughts. Then she gets a rush of sexual pleasure and starts moaning out of pleasure and cums and creams and ejaculates all over herself while she fingers her dripping wet pussy.

It’s when a women masturbates her pussy and moans out of pleasure while she ejaculates all over her own body.
Did you hear about Alexa last night?
Yes, she shower and moaned out of pleasure while she jizzed all over herself when she was rubbing her pussy.
Yup! The neighbors heard her moaning really loud
by Gordon is here hahahahha July 19, 2023
mugGet the Showermug.

czech golden shower

The sound of brass landing after mag dumping a VZ-61 Skorpion
You thought the Garand ping sounded cool, you need to check out a Czech Golden Shower
by Kp118 November 17, 2022
mugGet the czech golden showermug.

Shower of life

When you fuck a pregnant girl so hard her water breaks and you are doused in amniotic fluid.
Damn baby you’re so close to going into labor I may get a shower of life tonight.
by the_man_of_no_words January 15, 2019
mugGet the Shower of lifemug.

Shower Cheese

Cheese that is enjoyed in the shower.
Yum, I'm really enjoying this shower cheese.
by phi1g00d July 21, 2025
mugGet the Shower Cheesemug.

Shower Shitter

One who has seen the light, and follows the true path of shower shitting
John (sinner) (Unenlightened): who shat in the shower

Ben (enlightened) (shower shitter): rather to shit in the shower than shower in the shit
by roboprinceofauchtertool July 12, 2023
mugGet the Shower Shittermug.

Toledo Shower Cap

When, in the moment of climax, feces escapes and lands in the partner's hair, the act of smoothing said feces in a pseudo-affectionate gesture, thereby creating a "cap" of poo.
"You're so pretty" Harry gushed, caressing Janice's hair. Little did Janice know Harry was really giving her a Toledo Shower Cap.
by J-Krack November 7, 2012
mugGet the Toledo Shower Capmug.

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