bum eyes

Small. peculiar looking French person with extradorinary eyes. Also capable of making 'bum-faces' and the occasioanl 'bum-comment'.

"Bum-eyes you donkey-raping-shit-eater."

"Yes mate."

"Stop making bum-faces."

by Dirt King May 20, 2004

whispering eye

It's a vagina.

"I love your whispering eye." Role Models

by DunkinMcNut December 16, 2008

Whale Eye

When two people are having sex doggy style, and the man's penis accidentally (or purposefully) slips out and (surprise!) forcefully thrusts into the woman's anus. While still on all fours, she painstakingly turns her head to the side, glaring at him in shock and disbelief with a moan of pain.

"Dude, you shoulda seen the look she gave me when I popped her a surprise and stuck my dick in her ass hole when I was doing her doggy style. Talk about the whale eye!"

by EBar December 11, 2009

Cockerel Eyes

how one's eyes appear after a heavy night binging; piss-holes in the snow

"You're looking a bit Cockerel Eyed this morning squire!"

"You eyes are like Cockerel eyes embedded in a man's face!"

by andybased May 6, 2008

Eye-full

When you have had enough of all the ass and other gross body parts accidentally seen caused by bad timing and other natural causes.

snap, just copped an eye-full of ass when I lifted my head up from reading my magazine.

by angelique___2015 July 31, 2012

dinosaur eyes

When your eyes are bloodshot due to any number of causes (e.g. after a nap, after swimming, after getting high).

Man, I've got dinosaur eyes! I guess that's what happens when you sleep during the day.

by Moobs113 July 8, 2010

pussy eye

With the use of a speculum, the cervix.

Pussy eye looking back at you.

by Highball March 1, 2009