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Eejit tony hoe ass duck skooters

Those Eejit tony hoe ass duck skooters
by TakaXChiyo October 20, 2019
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I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck

To be so hungry that if a duck were to fly over you quite close to your head you would reach up and take a bite of the duck's crutch in order to ease your hunger pains.
Man I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck!
by hoodlum_hunter April 29, 2009
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eventually were just going to accept ducking as a swear word

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gif: eventually were just going to accept ducking as a swear word
me: why?
gif: cuz its almost close to the f word
me: ducking means duck down
gif: no it dosent
me: ok
by Aiden J April 6, 2021
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You can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle

When you can’t get what you’re working with up to the required standard
Jeff: “That bloke just isn’t cut out for the job
Tim: “yeah mate, you can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle”
by killacrip August 12, 2021
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duck

john: what the duck
sam: what
john: for ducks sake.. autocorrect
by ducknotfuck May 29, 2018
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Duck walk

When the cops make you squat and walk while holding your ankles, and continuously cough for the purpose of forcing out contraband that has been hidden inside your pussy or butthole.
Cops: “Alright girls, you know the drill. 10 minutes of the duck walk. If you’re clean, you’re free to go.”
by thelittlestrawberry August 23, 2018
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