Douche Canoe

Someone who exceeds the level of a normal douch, may be very competitive.

"Dude Jessie is such a douche canoe!"
"Oh my god you're so right"

by Sassy but classy July 6, 2016

Poster-Douche

When you post something with a typing error or wrong information on it... Soon after the post you realize it. Then a Douche Bag comes and comments on it and points out what your mistake was that you already knew.

I Post: "Casey Antony found guilty of murder, yes she's going to jail!"
HLN: "Casey Anthony will be released July 17, after being found guilty for lying to law enforcements."
(I go to look back at my post)
Poster-Douche 1: "Stupid idiot it's "Anthony" not "Antony"! She was found guilty of lying to law enforcements dumb ass!
Poster-Douche 2 (Follows along): "Fucking idiot spell right! And get your fucking facts straight!

by DayToDay July 10, 2011

douche-noggle

A person that acts like a douche, and is stupid at the same time.

The frat-guy is acting like a real douche-noggle

by yoyoma123456789 April 29, 2011

Douche Baguette

A person of French or French Canadian descent who, while slumming in another part of the world, will constantly tell you how much better, cleaner, more sophisticated or civilized their country of origin is. Often insists on using undecipherable colloquial terms to the point of justifiable homicide. ex-calling napkins serviettes.

Jean-Luc orders Molson beer at every bar we go to then gives the server an attitude when they don't have it. He's a douche baguette of Alan Thicke proportions.
canucks frogs

by Haute Pepper September 14, 2011

Fo-Douche

A name for some who is a foreign douchebag

I cant believe you are sick, stop being such a fo-douche and get better

Dude stop being such a fo-douche and hop that fence

by M Jordan February 3, 2008

Douche nozzle

A general doucher. somebody thats so much of a douche that he has to be described as a douche nozzle.

Is he cool?
No hes a total Douche nozzle.

by who_the!? June 22, 2010

silver douche

a man or women of the douche bag kind to come out of silver springs, nevada.

carey is a giant silver douche!

by henry the hippo. June 19, 2009