David McIntyre has wee willy and very homosexual. He touches up boys especially jvb. Because he is vulnerable. He also licks toes pf dead people and takes coke.
by Sexyboyjamie123 August 9, 2020
Get the David McIntyremug. My love language is to david my friend group.
by gugir April 24, 2025
Get the Davidmug. David the cat is a noble and dignified feline. He will cut you if you look at him the wrong way. He will entice you with his belly fluff, but don’t fall for it, because it is a trap. The moment you touch that soft velveteen belly, for he will sink his teeth into you and then hiss and run away. David, the cat really appears to like people he has never met before until they reciprocate his affection, and then he will bite. The one exception to this is if you are sitting on the couch, especially if you were wearing black. There’s nothing he likes more than to cover people at wearing black with his shed fur. If you’re on the couch and he sits on you, he is far less likely to bite you. If you haven’t already guessed this David, the cat is in fact, an orange cat.
by Kajaway January 24, 2025
Get the David the catmug. by Sgt. Duclbutter January 30, 2017
Get the david and vivianmug. David is such a sexy handsome man. He’s very good in bed and can do all angles and last all night long. He also has a enormous penis. He is a very compassionate man and every girl he passes their heart get nice and warm. He hates gay people and furries.
by davidbond December 20, 2021
Get the Davidmug. One of the greatest music producers of all time responsible for creating many peoples' childhoods and the genius behind the greatest track ever, Stickerbush Symphony.
by The Wild Weston March 3, 2022
Get the David Wisemug.