At Joseph’s catholic college

St Joseph’s is shit.You learn nothing there.Around 99.9% of the girls pretend to like each other but then go talk shit about each other behind there backs.Toilets are proper rank.If you want your mental health to be destroyed then I recommend going here cheers

At Joseph’s catholic college is not good

by IMNOTFUCKING10 July 6, 2021

College

What you do when you realize there's nothing good on TV during the day.

I've seen this episode of Maury 3 times and can't even jerk off to this trashy slut anymore, maybe I'll enroll in college.

by doin flips n shit July 28, 2012

North Central Kansas Technical College

A college in Beloit, Kansas. Nickname "tech college", Nickname for students "techers", Nick name for girls who get with guys who go to the college "techer toys" or "techer pecker"

Last Night I saw a techer get trashed in his dorm at the North Central Kansas technical College.

I just saw (Girls Name) over at the dorms, what a techer toy.

by BOOM toasted December 3, 2011

leaving to college

Getting the hell away from your parents and the stupid people you grew up with; sometimes causes becoming an asshole and thinking you're better than everyone left in your hometown.

"I can't wait til I'm leaving to college! It's gonna be awesome, bro!"

by ThatGuy2016 December 15, 2011

York Technical College

Also referred to as: York Tech, or simply 'tech'
A college that is only...technically a college. Located in South Carolina, this is where you end up when you just can't afford anything else. Known for its alleged multiple opportunities, it offers a multitude of classes in a variety of fields.

This is not a college for the undecided. Because if you can't decide, you will be promptly plopped into a plethora of classes that resemble high school...in...every...way. This includes but is not limited to, raising your hand to use the bathroom, not texting in class, the infamous assigned seating, and of course, two hours worth of required homework. Again, I say, only 'technically' a college.

Also students from york tech tend to be regarded by other 4 year students as underachievers and are never assumed to just be anything except, 'not good enough for real college.'

You: So what are you up to?

Old high school acquaintance: Oh I'm getting my bachelors/masters in (insert totally rockin major) at (insert 4 year college with attached grad school here) and what are you doing?

You: Oh, I'm uh...doing basic courses at umm...york technical college.

Old high school acquaintance: oh couldn't get into anywhere else?

You: No, no, it's just cheaper and you know, alot closer to home.

Old high school acquaintance: riiight...

You: Well I gotta go write a paper.

Old high school acquaintance:oh yeah, my first paper was like 38 pages. What's the minimum?

You: <.< >.> ... ... three pages... V.V

by Technically a Ninja January 2, 2012

Spotswood College

A school that should definitely vote ya boi staircases for prefect 2023

Person 1: Spotswood College is holding their prefect elections again.
Person 2: yeah, surely my boy stairs wins the majority.

by BookieMcDookie November 22, 2021

Dendron college

The most well known secondary school in the Netherlands. Not because of the good exam pass percentage, but because of the hot women, alcohol, tobacco and drugs. Almost every student from the 3rd year and beyond has at one time or another drunk alcohol, smoked tobacco and/or used drugs under the age of 18. Every weekend there are parties among the students throughout the municipality, where alcohol consumption is common, despite the brain damage, the students perform well above average. In Dutch we say: "Het zijn gewoon n stelletje Levensgenieters"

Is that guy in Dendron college?
He must be the smartest drug dealer I've ever seen.

by Dendroncollegehorst November 23, 2021