Tamworth College

Tamworth college is a glorified brothel, except the standards for hiring are lower, the best thing you can get out of this college is a greater tolerance to pain. This college gets donations from the food bank. There is always a cheesey smell in the hallways of the main building.

John : "I went to tamworth college"
War Veteran : "Thank you for your service"

by Victim no.233 April 14, 2024

Shrewsbury College

Shrewsbury College, also known as a shit tip for knobheads who think they're the shit with an elf bar in their hand.

Home to many nonces, freaks, and even people who look like absolute donkeys.

London Road, the campus that looks like a sweatshop ran by indians, promised amazing jobs with the available courses, but you get given a stage 4 warning after a month of banter with a lanky ginger guy and suddenly your kicked out. Or your getting threats by a lanky freak in the library and suddenly you're scrapping outside shops where his "mrs" kicks you in the head with Converse on her feet.

Harvey - "yeknawamean shan, this Shrewsbury College is fuckin mint mush."

Dakey - "nah its not la, smacked up teacher earlier, she was pregnant n all."

Zack - "you man seen my teeth anywhere blud?"

George - "oi owen bro shut your mouth you dickhead."

by daklaaa March 20, 2024

Robert Blake science college

A stupid school that doesn't allow drinking water

Robert Blake science college lol

by Eeeerrrrttttpppp October 9, 2020

Kingston Maurward college

A college just outside Dorchester where farmers gather to talk about em cows n sheep. There is a small group of students in the health and fitness course who care about nothing especially health and fitness, they hang out at the back entrance of the college doing drugs and smoking because they are “cool”. All of the fuckboys are in that course so girls stay clear, any male doing animal welfare is most likely into other men and the girls either sleep around or lick their professors arses (ass well as the animals) all equine girls *bitchy slags* and then the rest of the college is handycap :))

Person 1: where do you go to college then
Person 2 ( in a dorset farmer accent): Kingston Maurward college
Person 1: agriculture?
Person 2: wanna see my tractor?
Person 1: is that code language for slag from equine if so sure....

by Kingston maurward college December 12, 2019

gilson college

a really boring school who hires stupid indians who dont know anythung and has the worst education like how do i pay7k for trash schooling wth i can get better from rats

umm i go to gilson college
wtf ur poor ash ps (i HATE HATE HATE HATE miss pavaday, apopie, dr hudson, ackland, dat ngyuen, rayelene whale devlin, stupid indian year 12 and just SCREW GILSON WHY DO I SPEND SO UCH MONEY AND CANT HAVE DEB OR FORMAL OR EVEN YEAR BOOK QUOTES AM I LIKE WITH THE TALIBAN I HATE THIS SCHOOL SO MUCH

by i hate maureen pavaday February 14, 2024

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 8, 2025

College

1. Somewhere you do post-16 study (In the UK)
2. Undergraduate university (In the US)

1. Should I do A-Levels or should I go to college?
2. Where are you planning on for college?

by Beyhive-StarWarsFan January 29, 2022