Popcorn Christian

Someone who randomly decides when they want to, and when they don't want to be a Christian.

I am not a popcorn christian.

by liveforgiving July 16, 2022

Christian Kale

It's Christian Bale, but with kale for head!

Wow. That kale just looks like Christian Kale!

by CptDoge November 14, 2016

Christian

A person that has depression and says that girls with red hair have ginger disease but he only picks on one certain girl cause he probably secretly likes her cause she’s like a freaking model she’s so hot and sexy. Any guy with the name of Christian is most likely a faggot too. Also he will have a man-gina

Christian=faggot

Christian- the mean depressed kid

That’ kids name is Christian. Oh he must be gay

by Gingersdonthavediseases November 11, 2017

Christian

a young nimble man with nice manners but secretly likes too be brutally butt fucked

Christian likes it rough

by Saniityy January 13, 2022

Christian

A hot creamy guy with a 8’ cock.

OMG Christian made me squirt

by Bigcloud69 November 22, 2021

Christian

Someone who is just a bit weird and may seem like a terrorist on the outside. But on the inside they are very kind, dedicated and caring. They make you laugh all the time with their dumb jokes stupid actions. They seem to get in trouble all the time but manage to get out of it un-harmed. Christian is a very nice person who doesn’t have many friends but few very good ones. One could say you are very lucky if you are friends with Christian.

Christian seemed like he was going to kill us all, but instead he helped us instead.

by Charlie Hudson December 31, 2021

christian honk

When a Christian couple lightly grabs their significant other's ass.

"Last night I gave my wife a good Christian honk."

by Closet Nerd May 29, 2020