Not actually Christian. Just for kids who have premarital sex and vape/do drugs. For kids who either got kicked out or are too stupid to get into Webb. Extremely jealous of The Webb School of Knoxville. They talk about the importance of Christ then go and poop on the Bible. Sorry school with even worse students.
by Fgvvcc33 November 23, 2021
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Christian boner

When a nigga christian walk out the lake with an erect cock.
"Damn Nigga! You got a real Christian boner right now."

"BLESH"
by Syko-B November 24, 2019
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Christian Saba

Christian Saba is him.
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A cutie patootie kattegrilling
Person 1: Hey my name is Julius Christian Kjerrumgaard Hermann
Person 2: Oh so you are cutie patootie kattegrilling?
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political christian

A person who hasn't been near a church since their Christening and knows bugger all about Christian beliefs but due to their right wing political leanings defines themselves as Christian.
Often as an attempt to justify religious bigotry e. g. "I don't want no moozlims bringing their Shania law to this country. I'm a Christian this is a Christian county"
" Jeff thinks pancake day is a celebration of how tasty pancakes are and doesn't even go to church at Christmas but he's racist so naturally he's a political Christian."
by Uffish Tea November 06, 2018
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trailer park Christian

It’s where a person says there Christian even though they don’t do Christian acts.
Conner: hey man. I just sent nudes to a girl on Snapchat

Chandler: aren’t you Christian?
Connor: ya. So what
Chandler: man your a trailer park Christian.
by Shockerman2020 March 05, 2024
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Christian Dinner

The time that Christians have dinner, 5:30. Can also be any time between 5-6.
I’ll see you at Christian Dinner.
by soluseity May 24, 2024
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