Dankest kid on earth, can be found cheezing with his friends from Solon, but more often he is kicked with his cross country friends. Likes to take dank rips off the legendary 5000 during lige fest. has a grandpa named papa bayer, a brother named patrick burns, amd a son named Mattycakes, and Wojo. Runs some dank Miles
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intercourse, and ejaculating, followed by a rapid departure from the scene.
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What happened to that bird from last night- she was hot but seemed like a stage five clinger?
Yeah, we banged, but I got outta there ASAP- textbook dump and burn.
Yeah, we banged, but I got outta there ASAP- textbook dump and burn.
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so yeah. last semester burn out :D
so yeah. last semester burn out :D
"Dude why haven't you answered your texts"
you: "shit man last semester burn out's really kickin my ass"
"You need a hug?"
you: ".... yeeeaaahhhhhh"
you: "shit man last semester burn out's really kickin my ass"
"You need a hug?"
you: ".... yeeeaaahhhhhh"
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