When the crease of a male's jeans appears to look like a boner as they sit down. One of the most annoying things experienced by man.
Betty: "Whoa, check out the size of that guy's wang!"
Sue: "Calm down, Betty, it's just a phantom boner."
Betty: "Damn!"
Sue: "Calm down, Betty, it's just a phantom boner."
Betty: "Damn!"
by The Whovian February 11, 2015
Get the Phantom Bonermug. People who go outdoors when it becomes sunny and warm out (Usually standing/sitting/playing in grassy fields).
by bobe dole May 2, 2013
Get the Sun Bonermug. A Burger Boner is obtained after one drives past an establishment that sells burgers during lunch or supper time. One is more likely to obtain a Burger Boner if they're hungry when they drive past said establishment.
#1: *inhales* Do you smell that burger air?
#2: Sure I do, but what does it matter?
#1: Dude, I've got a Burger Boner. I need a hamburger. Right now.
#2: Sure I do, but what does it matter?
#1: Dude, I've got a Burger Boner. I need a hamburger. Right now.
by Intimidating Starlight August 20, 2013
Get the Burger Bonermug. State of arousal that cannot be relieved by a satisfying hand shandy because you’re stuck in lockdown with your family.
by Steelworker Jim April 8, 2020
Get the Corona-bonermug. by Monster Gagz April 7, 2011
Get the Lubey Bonermug. 
Get the Boner Collisionmug. When you are basically in a chatroom online with hot girls on cam and you get a boner. Also referred to as cyber boner.
by hitman8945864 November 26, 2010
Get the boner chatmug.