Phantom Boner

When the crease of a male's jeans appears to look like a boner as they sit down. One of the most annoying things experienced by man.

Betty: "Whoa, check out the size of that guy's wang!"
Sue: "Calm down, Betty, it's just a phantom boner."
Betty: "Damn!"

by The Whovian February 11, 2015

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Corona-boner

State of arousal that cannot be relieved by a satisfying hand shandy because you’re stuck in lockdown with your family.

After fourteen days in lockdown with his girlfriend , Adam had a severe case of Corona-boner.

by Steelworker Jim April 8, 2020

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Sun Boner

People who go outdoors when it becomes sunny and warm out (Usually standing/sitting/playing in grassy fields).

Look at all the sun boners playing corn hole and frisbee.

by bobe dole May 2, 2013

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Boner Collision

A momentous occasion

Oh my God, I got an A on the test! Boner collision!

by GTS585 January 2, 2011

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A Burger Boner is obtained after one drives past an establishment that sells burgers during lunch or supper time. One is more likely to obtain a Burger Boner if they're hungry when they drive past said establishment.

#1: *inhales* Do you smell that burger air?

#2: Sure I do, but what does it matter?

#1: Dude, I've got a Burger Boner. I need a hamburger. Right now.

by Intimidating Starlight August 20, 2013

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